the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

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[dawnrise]

... I doubt it.

[She's going to carefully walk backwards until she can rest her back against the wall. Hm.]

[unforgivenskies]

And why was I blind-

[Oh. Oh. He's just going to stuff his face into the pillow in his lap, his ears red.]

[dawnrise]

[She keeps her gaze away from him.]

Want to finish that question?

[unforgivenskies]

Nope. I'm good.

[That was muffled, because he's still hiding his face in embarrassment.]

[dawnrise]

If you're sure.

[Not-so-scathing sarcasm aside, she feels a little bad. If she were closer she'd take the blindfold back, but she's not budging.]

[unforgivenskies]

Positive.

[Then his head is jerking up, because that sure sounded like a groan from somewhere up those stairs.]

[dawnrise]

[Riku's completely frozen, eyes glued to the top of the stairs.]

Who was that.

[unforgivenskies]

How should I know? Blindfolded, remember?

[dawnrise]

[She gapes at him for a moment, then holds a hand out.]

Give me something to cover up with.

[unforgivenskies]

But all I have is a pillow! What about that one?

[He's pointing at the one hiding the happily buzzing vibrator. That thing must take size D batteries.]

[dawnrise]

I don't have time for this.

[She's going to steal his pants. If he watches until she can slip behind the counter then so be it.]

[unforgivenskies]

[Gosh, he's not looking at her. She can have his pants if it bothers her that much, but he does hope she'll leave him his boxers.]

[dawnrise]

[She will. If they're with his pants she'll even throw them at him once she's half-dressed and going up the stairs.]

[boy_of_twilight]

[As if they'd be so lucky. Chances are they're in the kitchen somewhere, though. When she reaches the top of the stairs, she'll find another Riku handcuffed to the bed, his arms stretched up over his head. He's also blindfolded, but is fortunate enough to have a sheet corner tangled over his lap.]

... Ri? Is that you?

[dawnrise]

Oh my god.

[Can this possibly get worse? She'd ask that out loud if she didn't want to jinx it.]

[boy_of_twilight]

[There's a jingle of the handcuffs as he tugs on them, but they're not so easy to get out of.]

Ri? You sound kind of different. We didn't wear out your throat, did we?

[He's grinning, unaware this isn't the bed he thinks he's in.]

[dawnrise]

[She covers her mouth in horror, glancing back at Sora, and then carefully approaches the bed. Where's the key at?]

I'm not Ri.

[boy_of_twilight]

[That certainly wipes the grin off his face, though now he's gaping like a fish out of water. The key is a tiny metal thing, good luck finding it.]

What do you mean you're not Ri? What are you doing in our bedroom?

[dawnrise]

[Well she finally drops the pillow near the stairs so she can move closer to look for it properly. She will do her best not to lift that sheet.]

I'm not. You're in mine.

[boy_of_twilight]

[Too bad he can't see what she's doing. His voice actually goes up an octave.]

What? How did I get here then?

[dawnrise]

I have no idea.

[She'd rather he didn't see, as she's topless. As she looks she calls down the stairs.]

Sora? Is there a key down there?

[unforgivenskies]

[Sora's blinking at the squawk from up the stairs and starts looking around. He's also looking for his boxers, now that Riku's safely upstairs.]

I don't see one! Why don't you just use your Keyblade?

[dawnrise]

Because I'm an idiot.

[That was said normally, and Sora might not have even heard it. Both of them will hear her summoning her keyblade, though.]

[unforgivenskies]

[She'll hear a groan of dismay from him.]

My boxers were in the freezer, Riku!

[dawnrise]

...what did we do last night?

[She almost doesn't want to know. But here you go, Riku. You're free.]