the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

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bed nao~

[daddyhasagun]

Is it... a DR thing? You don't remember anything either? I went to sleep in my own bed at home!

[Kira has no qualms about using Riku as a moving meat shield/modesty screen]

[boy_of_twilight]

Axel uh, startled Roxas. She missed when he used a portal. Let us know when it's okay to come down?

[He's managed to make the sheet into a sort of toga so he can look for his own clothes without flashing Roxas.]

[dawnrise]

[Roxas is probably moving to hide in the bathroom at this point. Riku is going to push the pjs into Kira's hands.]</small No. Just put these on.

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will hurriedly pull the PJs on, but considering the difference in height and, uh, bustiness, they kind of swallow her up; not that this is a bad thing at the moment]

Thank you, Riku-pie.

[unforgivenskies]

Is she decent yet?

[Sora's sitting on the floor in front of the couch, Riku's blindfold over his eyes again so no one could possibly accuse him of peeking.]

augh html fail up there

[dawnrise]

[Kira doesn't need to be showing off her figure right now anyway. Maybe they'll have a merciful, swift death this way.]

Yeah, she is.

we'll ignore it

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will stay huddling close to Riku, refusing to let go of her shield in this strange situation]

Wha-- what exactly happened?

[unforgivenskies]

We're... not exactly sure. We all just woke up here and can't remember last night.

[dawnrise]

What he said.

[She doesn't mind being used as a shield, but she's moving into the living room whether Kira comes along or not, because she wants to check out what's going on upstairs.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will shuffle along behind Riku, still feeling weirdly vulnerable]

So it's not just me? Who broke the kitchen table?

[unforgivenskies]

It might have happened when you landed here, since that's where you woke up... Do you have any bruises?

[Now that she's decent, he's tugging the blindfold off again to set it on Riku's coffee table. There's another Riku peering down into the living room from the bedroom, like he's not sure whether he should try coming out or not.]

[dawnrise]

I don't know who broke it, and I don't care, but someone is helping me replace it.

[That's really just addressed to Sora and the Riku upstairs.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira makes a little hiccuping noise, pressing her face into Riku's back; she's trying very hard to be strong and not cry, even though this is all very strange and sort of scary]

[boy_of_twilight]

[Kira's going to get hit with an admittedly sucky Cure from the Riku upstairs, because he can't stand the idea that she might be hurt.]

We'll help you with that as long as her parents don't blast us into smears on the carpet.

[dawnrise]

Probably not going to be that lucky.

[She twists around to pull Kira into what she hopes is a comforting hug.]

1/2

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will cling on Riku-pie shamelessly, a few tears squeezing from her eyes as she shakes]

2/2

[windup_daddy]

[hey guess what? the front door just got kicked the fuck in! wood explodes and the person you least want to see is in the doorway, still in his PJ bottoms and a shirt that says '#1 Dad!']

WHERE.

IS.

MY.

DAUGHTER.

[unforgivenskies]

[Thankfully the vibrator is likely stuffed somewhere in Riku's closet. Sora just about pissed himself, and is staring at Ri wide-eyed for a heart-stopping moment before pointing wordlessly at Kira.]

[dawnrise]

[Doomed. That's the word running through Riku's head. She doesn't let go of Kira. How to analyze this situation in a way that possibly ensures a swift murder for herself. Hmm.]

She's right here, Ri.

[Meanwhile, Roxas is rushing to the stairs to see what's going on.]

[windup_daddy]

[absolutely everyone should feel like they have a target painted on them from the way Ri's eyes swiftly scour the room, picking out every person, their proximity to Kira, gender, state of undress, and how quickly they can be maimed]

... Riku-pi the Younger.

[Kira is still getting Riku slightly damp, barely registering that her daddy is there]

[boy_of_twilight]

[He'd managed to find his own pants under the bed while Roxas was in the bathroom, but is shirtless when he runs down the stairs and flings himself at Ri in a hug that hopefully won't get him killed.]

I'm so glad you're here. Maybe you can tell us what's going on?

[dawnrise]

[Riku stares at him, then averts her eyes, wishing she had picked a dark color for her living room furniture to hide possible bloodstains. She doesn't want to have to replace them too.]

[windup_daddy]

[Ri stares at Riku -- dammit he's in the way of a quick attack -- then back to Riku, Sora and Roxas, and finally Kira]

What the hell is going on here?! I woke up with my daughter missing from her room, where I know she was last night. There's no way she could've gotten past my wards. Why is she here? Why are you all here?

[the 'why does it smell like sex and candy' goes unspoken, because his innocent daughter is in the room]

[boy_of_twilight]

We just woke up here, none of us can remember what happened last night. I was with the younger you, but I woke up in Riku's bed. Roxas was shut in the closet, I'm not sure where the others were.

[He's leaving out the part about his being handcuffed, also not willing to say so much in front of who he knows is his future daughter. He's going to stay hugging Ri just in case, once he sees his plan to interrupt any attack is working. It helps that Ri smells nice, but he's not mentioning that, either.]

[dawnrise]

Couch. With Sora's bony elbows.

[More like sex and brownies. It occurs to her that her shirt is still draped over her living room lamp.]