the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

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[daddyhasagun]

[Kira makes a little hiccuping noise, pressing her face into Riku's back; she's trying very hard to be strong and not cry, even though this is all very strange and sort of scary]

[boy_of_twilight]

[Kira's going to get hit with an admittedly sucky Cure from the Riku upstairs, because he can't stand the idea that she might be hurt.]

We'll help you with that as long as her parents don't blast us into smears on the carpet.

[dawnrise]

Probably not going to be that lucky.

[She twists around to pull Kira into what she hopes is a comforting hug.]

1/2

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will cling on Riku-pie shamelessly, a few tears squeezing from her eyes as she shakes]

2/2

[windup_daddy]

[hey guess what? the front door just got kicked the fuck in! wood explodes and the person you least want to see is in the doorway, still in his PJ bottoms and a shirt that says '#1 Dad!']

WHERE.

IS.

MY.

DAUGHTER.

[unforgivenskies]

[Thankfully the vibrator is likely stuffed somewhere in Riku's closet. Sora just about pissed himself, and is staring at Ri wide-eyed for a heart-stopping moment before pointing wordlessly at Kira.]

[dawnrise]

[Doomed. That's the word running through Riku's head. She doesn't let go of Kira. How to analyze this situation in a way that possibly ensures a swift murder for herself. Hmm.]

She's right here, Ri.

[Meanwhile, Roxas is rushing to the stairs to see what's going on.]

[windup_daddy]

[absolutely everyone should feel like they have a target painted on them from the way Ri's eyes swiftly scour the room, picking out every person, their proximity to Kira, gender, state of undress, and how quickly they can be maimed]

... Riku-pi the Younger.

[Kira is still getting Riku slightly damp, barely registering that her daddy is there]

[boy_of_twilight]

[He'd managed to find his own pants under the bed while Roxas was in the bathroom, but is shirtless when he runs down the stairs and flings himself at Ri in a hug that hopefully won't get him killed.]

I'm so glad you're here. Maybe you can tell us what's going on?

[dawnrise]

[Riku stares at him, then averts her eyes, wishing she had picked a dark color for her living room furniture to hide possible bloodstains. She doesn't want to have to replace them too.]

[windup_daddy]

[Ri stares at Riku -- dammit he's in the way of a quick attack -- then back to Riku, Sora and Roxas, and finally Kira]

What the hell is going on here?! I woke up with my daughter missing from her room, where I know she was last night. There's no way she could've gotten past my wards. Why is she here? Why are you all here?

[the 'why does it smell like sex and candy' goes unspoken, because his innocent daughter is in the room]

[boy_of_twilight]

We just woke up here, none of us can remember what happened last night. I was with the younger you, but I woke up in Riku's bed. Roxas was shut in the closet, I'm not sure where the others were.

[He's leaving out the part about his being handcuffed, also not willing to say so much in front of who he knows is his future daughter. He's going to stay hugging Ri just in case, once he sees his plan to interrupt any attack is working. It helps that Ri smells nice, but he's not mentioning that, either.]

[dawnrise]

Couch. With Sora's bony elbows.

[More like sex and brownies. It occurs to her that her shirt is still draped over her living room lamp.]

[windup_daddy]

And where was Kira?

[at least the presence of Riku and Riku-pi is managing to make Ri feel slightly better about his daughter's safety, but considering the circumstance... he's also vastly disturbed]

[unforgivenskies]

Um. We think she landed on the table in the kitchen. We only found her just before you came in.

[Everyone's elbows are bony! At least Riku isn't mentioning any other bones that poked her.]

[dawnrise]

[She has some sense, thanks, and nods to back Sora up.]

I was planning to walk her home before you shattered my door.

[windup_daddy]

[nice covering up that the kitchen table probably wasn't broken in a fall; Ri looks mollified slightly, though still suspicious]

I see. I can take her from here then, and save you the trip, Riku-pi.

[boy_of_twilight]

I hit her with a cure just in case.

[He's pulled away once he's sure Ri isn't going to explode on someone, and scratches a hand through his hair. He gets an odd look on his face when he feels a patch suspiciously like dried come, but quickly covers it with a yawn.]

I think I'll go make sure the younger you hasn't been dropped somewhere, too.

[dawnrise]

I wouldn't be surprised if he has.

[She looks at Kira and gives her a little nudge. Go on, before Ri notices you're wearing my clothes.]

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[daddyhasagun]

[let's make this a little more horrifying, shall we? Kira's going to stay huddled near Riku, looking supremely uncomfortable and trying to tug the other girl down to whisper in her ear... though, anyone who knows Kira might understand why she's squirming when a little storm cloud suddenly appears over Kira's head and spits a tiny bolt of lightning; at least no one has to worry about her being pregnant!]

2/2

[windup_daddy]

[when Ri sees that storm cloud, he starts to panic a little, hands lifting up in the 'I'm harmless' position; this is definitely a situation no father likes to go through]

Kira honey, don't cry! I'll get you as much ice cream as you want!

[unforgivenskies]

[He has no idea what it means, and just looks from Kira to Ri, his eyebrows shooting up at the sudden change in disposition. Finally he's just climbing to his feet to start inching his way past Ri toward what's left of the door.]

... Right. I'm uh, going to go see if I can find Riku a new table.

[dawnrise]

[She lets Kira tug her down and gets the idea real fast. She's waving Sora and the other Riku off.]

Thanks. We'll be upstairs.

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira is mortified and probably didn't get much past telling Riku about 'blood' before sniffling again, trying to hide from the surrounding males; her Daddy will just look... very uncomfortable, but cross his arms to wait for the feminine issues to be taken care of before taking his daughter home]

[boy_of_twilight]

[He is not one to get in the way of those sorts of issues, and will be quick to help usher Sora past Ri to the relative safety of the hall. He mutters a Good luck to the man on his way, and will be heading to locate the younger version as soon as they're free.]