the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

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[dawnrise]

[She covers her mouth in horror, glancing back at Sora, and then carefully approaches the bed. Where's the key at?]

I'm not Ri.

[boy_of_twilight]

[That certainly wipes the grin off his face, though now he's gaping like a fish out of water. The key is a tiny metal thing, good luck finding it.]

What do you mean you're not Ri? What are you doing in our bedroom?

[dawnrise]

[Well she finally drops the pillow near the stairs so she can move closer to look for it properly. She will do her best not to lift that sheet.]

I'm not. You're in mine.

[boy_of_twilight]

[Too bad he can't see what she's doing. His voice actually goes up an octave.]

What? How did I get here then?

[dawnrise]

I have no idea.

[She'd rather he didn't see, as she's topless. As she looks she calls down the stairs.]

Sora? Is there a key down there?

[unforgivenskies]

[Sora's blinking at the squawk from up the stairs and starts looking around. He's also looking for his boxers, now that Riku's safely upstairs.]

I don't see one! Why don't you just use your Keyblade?

[dawnrise]

Because I'm an idiot.

[That was said normally, and Sora might not have even heard it. Both of them will hear her summoning her keyblade, though.]

[unforgivenskies]

[She'll hear a groan of dismay from him.]

My boxers were in the freezer, Riku!

[dawnrise]

...what did we do last night?

[She almost doesn't want to know. But here you go, Riku. You're free.]

[boy_of_twilight]

[He's immediately pulling off the blindfold, only to slap a hand over his eyes. Nice boobs, Riku.]

Nothing that needed clothes, apparently.

[Then there's the sound of a toilet flushing. They can still hear Sora in the kitchen, microwaving his boxers.]

[dawnrise]

[They're very nice. Oh right, she covers herself with the arm not holding the keyblade, then whips around so fast she nearly stumbles over.]

Are you kidding me?

[boy_of_twilight]

What? Was there an orgy here or something that I'm not remembering? Because I'd like to know what I'm getting in trouble for.

[dawnrise]

You know as much as either of us.

[She's keeping her chest mostly covered as she heads to the bathroom door, keyblade held in front of her. This is her house, dammit.]

[sparkinflames]

[The door opens to reveal a sleepy-looking Axel. Though he freezes when he sees the Keyblade. He has a towel around his waist.]

Whoa, hey, all I did was wake up in the tub. I swear.

[dawnrise]

[For fuck's sake, did she have one of everyone with her last night? She glances him over, then shifts to the side of the door to peer in the bathroom.

Is anyone else in there?

[She sounds tired.]

[sparkinflames]

Just a Roxas. Kidding. I'm kidding. There was just me. Have you seen my pants?

[dawnrise]

[She gives him a tense look, but dismisses her keyblade so she can cover up with both arms.]

Nope.

[unforgivenskies]

Hey Riku, are these brownies safe?

[He's hungry but he remembers the last time there were brownies around her.]

[dawnrise]

Why is this happening? You know what, why don't you test them, and if you get a bad reaction send one up because I could really use one right now.

[Let that sink in, Sora. She's going to search the floor for a shirt. Preferably one of theirs, out of spite.]

[boy_of_twilight]

[Hey it's not like they really need one. This one looks a little scandalized at her comment.]

Riku. You probably jinxed it.

[There's a strangled moan from the kitchen below, quickly followed by a tupperware pan of brownies being tossed up to the head of the stairs.]

[dawnrise]

[Wow he actually did it. She points at the other Riku in warning.]

Don't start with me. I just woke up naked with a Sora and found two other guys in my apartment so far.

[And she is in fact walking to the stairs to pick up the container after tugging a shirt out from half under the mattress.]

[sparkinflames]

You mean there might be more of us?

[He's watching with a raised eyebrow as a red-faced Sora with a couch pillow in the front and a pair of boxers in the back stalks up the stairs to the bathroom, disappearing inside without a word.]

[dawnrise]

Hell if I know. Every time I think it's settled someone else shows up. Want one?

[Yes, she's offering Axel brownies.]

[sparkinflames]

Uh, no thanks. I prefer my orgasms to come without cheating.

[At least, he thinks that's what just happened.]

I also prefer them to be memorable.

[dawnrise]

You mean like whatever happened last night?

[She can get more deadpan if he'd like.]