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[recyclethedead]

You are in a Kingdom Hearts focused Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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Comments

[censoredpilot]

You are CID HIGHWIND, foul-mouthed chain-smoker but also brilliant pilot and engineer trapped in a shitty dimensional crossroad. You are curently FUCKING ARROUND with an ENGINE in your MANCAVE WORKSHOP.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>slay dragon

[censoredpilot]

With what? Your bare hands?

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[dawnrise]

You are RIKU, semi-well-known badass lady and occasional werewolf. It is early morning and you are just now crawling out of bed.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>fall out of bed

[dawnrise]

Ouch. Luckily your bed is not very high off the ground, so you escape a possible concussion. But the noise probably alerted the six puppies in your apartment.

What will you do?

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[aprincess]

Or maybe you want to be adorable instead.

You are LIL' KAIRI, ten year old princess and stealer of hearts. (In a good way.) You are traversing through a rainy hall, complete with blue rainboots to protect your feet and an umbrella covered in hearts.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>>eat grass to increase courage

[aprincess]

Silly. There's no grass in this hallway! Besides, eating grass is gross. You're not a cow!

What will you do?

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[hallowedshore]

You are ADEN, and... oh... oh god.

Maybe you don't want to know what you're doing.

Is that thing human? Humans don't have that many teeth.

What will you do...?

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[(Anonymous)]

>check surroundings

[hallowedshore]

You're in one of the labs! Looks like it's a little too close to Halloween Town, to be honest. The lighting's kind of dim, and some of these tools looks straight out of a horror movie. And then there's the... thing... on the table. But that's not important.

What will you do?

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[conspiracyiv]

You are VEXEN, once upon a time you were a scientist and kind of a dick, now you're a extremely paranoid fugitive who occasionally hallucinates. You're still kind of a dick though.

You are currently contemplating whether or not to leave your incredibly unnecessarily high security room to forage.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>dress in drag and do the hula

[conspiracyiv]

That sounds like it make require removing some of your many surveillance insulating layers of clothing. Must be instructions from those douchebag aliens, clearly you need to upgrade your security. Also renew the psychic insulation in your hood.

Besides, if you took any of this off: wherever would you store your numerous mechanical insects. You can't just be ANYWHERE without at least four extra eyes.

What now?

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[before]

You are RED, a creepy dude who despite appearances is neither a zombie nor evil. You are currently IN YOUR ROOMS. It looks like it may be FEEDING TIME soon.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>quickly retrieve arms from drawer

[before]

A good idea! You quickly retrieve a pair of arms from your drawer with your own arms. You keep these in here for when you need a hand.

If you know what I mean.

What will you do?

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[daddyhasagun]

You are KIRA HIKARI-MORI, a generally cheerful and occasionally cranky teenage girl. You have lots to do today, because you have 4 TODDLERS, a LITTLE GIRL, an OLDER BROTHER, a PREGNANT OLDER SISTER, and a DADDY to take care of.

What will you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>investigate rhythmic thumping and squeaking noise from Daddy's Room.

[daddyhasagun]

That is a STRANGE NOISE and maybe DADDY is in trouble! You will hurry to his room, but the door is CLOSED.

What will you do?

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Because I miss this guy and need a warmup with him. No pun intended. Maybe.

[flurryofsnow]

You are AXEL, a rather chilled out Nobody. Unlike your counterparts in many other universes, you have been granted the power to control the element of ICE.

You are currently in a rather gloomy looking chamber with grubby brick walls. Light filters through from a doorway.
You have no idea how you got here.

What do you do?

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Re: Because I miss this guy and need a warmup with him. No pun intended. Maybe.

[(Anonymous)]

>try door

[biphasic]

You are RINZLER, a security program and also CLU's general enforcer. However, you haven't seen the latter in more than a few cycles, which is more than a little odd. It's not like him to go silent.

You are currently in your quarters, which are sparsely decorated at best. This is, however, an improvement from when you first got here.

What do you do?

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[(Anonymous)]

>Take lessons from Martha Stewart.