chamberofrepose | (no subject)

You are in a Kingdom Hearts focused Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

>check surroundings

You're in one of the labs! Looks like it's a little too close to Halloween Town, to be honest. The lighting's kind of dim, and some of these tools looks straight out of a horror movie. And then there's the... thing... on the table. But that's not important.

What will you do?

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>Eat the squishiest looking bits

With ease! You happily pop bits of various organs into your mouth as you work.

What else?

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