chamberofrepose | (no subject)

You are in a Kingdom Hearts focused Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

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Which one?

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"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

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So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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That would be pretty dumb! You're not in the mood to break your leg today. At least, not on something so ridiculous. There must be some other way to get in there.

What will you do?

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>open sesame

You wave one of the arms at the door while saying the magic words. The hand flops awkwardly and the door doesn't budge. What a waste of time.

What will you do?

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>look for keys like a normal boring person

Now there's a good idea. What were you even thinking, not just going for the keys from the beginning? The locks open easily to your handy keyring and you head inside.

There is a large variety of spooky flora and fauna inside, some of which is no doubt hungry.

What will you do?

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>feed one arm to first available critter

You poke the hand of one of the arms into a tarantula cage. It gestures at you in a way that is probably rude before skittering under a bit of wood.

What will you do?

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>find something bigger

You don't know about bigger, but the zombie piranhas would probably get a kick out of a whole arm. You drop one of them in their tank and it's gone in mere seconds.

What now?

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>select names for zombie piranhas

A good plan. They've gone nameless long enough! There are, by complete coincidence, thirteen of them.

You name them after food products.

Now what?

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