chamberofrepose | (no subject)

You are in a Kingdom Hearts focused Dreamwidth community on the internet. There are a number of posts on it, each of them containing a number of non-canonical situations affectionately known as "memes." Some of them even have fancy pictures attached to them. You wonder if this one just isn't trying hard enough.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Have fun!

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>Take lessons from Martha Stewart.

The query "Martha Stewart" matches nothing in your mental databases. Must be one of those strange User terms. You could probably ask Castor about it, but the less said about him the better.

What do you do?

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>practice singing for a boy band

The term "boy band" makes about as much sense as "Martha Stewart", but you start singing anyway. Unfortunately, all the songs you know don't really have lyrics, so you're pretty much going "nurr, nurr, nurr" in assorted pitches.

Or... what are hopefully assorted pitches. The fact that your voice is (as ever) rather heavily electronically distorted makes it hard to tell.

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