the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

Comments

[prince_of_tides]

Can't. You're on top of me.

[He sighs and decides to risk shoving her. Whether it's going to have any effect...]

[noneuclidean]

[Welp, it'll put an arrow rifle in her hand pointing in the general direction she guesses he might be without opening her eye. Not that she means to shoot him, but more because she's kind of a dick who enjoys joking about it.]

[prince_of_tides]

[Yeah, that does a nice job of scaring him... though he'll do his best not to show it.]

Don't point that thing at me, it's not my fault you're in my bed. And on top of me. Seriously, my legs are falling asleep, move it.

[noneuclidean]

[Not that she'd see it if he did show it.
She takes her sweet time stretching out to make her back crack loudly a few times before teleporting so she's lying upside down on the nearest wall.]

y'see my pants anywhere?

[prince_of_tides]

Knowing you, they could seriously be anywhere.

What I wanna know is why you were in my bed without pants.

[noneuclidean]

[/shrug]
Fucked if I know, I prefer pussy.

[prince_of_tides]

Then I really don't know. No offense, but I'm not usually up for people who I know as guys. It's just weird, kind of a culture shock thing.

[Yeah, he's talking too much. Mostly to prevent himself from freaking out along the lines of "holy fuck I apparently slept with Xigbar" even if she seems fairly laid-back at the moment.]

[noneuclidean]

Maybe you grew one for the night.

[She's joking, mostly because she's pretty much immune to freaking out and messing with Demyxes is hilarious.]

[prince_of_tides]

Oh, go jump in a lake.

[In what is probably an ill-considered move directed at someone who can manipulate the fabric of space, he chucks a pillow at her.]

[noneuclidean]

[Yeah, she doesn't even need to think about it to have it pop out a portal behind him while she cackles.]

[prince_of_tides]

[And he face-plants in the covers.]

... I should've seen that one coming, huh?

[noneuclidean]

Prooooobably, but it's funnier this way.

[prince_of_tides]

... I'd say you have a weird sense of humor, except it kind of was.

[noneuclidean]

Being normal sucks anyway.

[prince_of_tides]

You would say that.

So, uh... you remember anything about last night? 'Cause I sure don't.

[noneuclidean]

Nope!

You don't seem to be limping, so can't have been anything too bad.

[prince_of_tides]

Well, you didn't seriously injure me or anything.

[Though he's planning to check for bite marks... later. No need to give her a free show, even if she's not especially interested.]

[noneuclidean]

[There's probably a few of those tbh.]

Not the kind of limping I'm suggesting.

[prince_of_tides]

I know, but you never know with you. No offense, but if you're anything like the guy you, you're kind of nuts.

[noneuclidean]

It's all a matter of perspective really.

[What is messing with gravity so it's a slow fall to the ceiling?]