the morning after

[recyclethedead]

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?

Comments

[noneuclidean]

[Not that she'd see it if he did show it.
She takes her sweet time stretching out to make her back crack loudly a few times before teleporting so she's lying upside down on the nearest wall.]

y'see my pants anywhere?

[prince_of_tides]

Knowing you, they could seriously be anywhere.

What I wanna know is why you were in my bed without pants.

[noneuclidean]

[/shrug]
Fucked if I know, I prefer pussy.

[prince_of_tides]

Then I really don't know. No offense, but I'm not usually up for people who I know as guys. It's just weird, kind of a culture shock thing.

[Yeah, he's talking too much. Mostly to prevent himself from freaking out along the lines of "holy fuck I apparently slept with Xigbar" even if she seems fairly laid-back at the moment.]

[noneuclidean]

Maybe you grew one for the night.

[She's joking, mostly because she's pretty much immune to freaking out and messing with Demyxes is hilarious.]

[prince_of_tides]

Oh, go jump in a lake.

[In what is probably an ill-considered move directed at someone who can manipulate the fabric of space, he chucks a pillow at her.]

[noneuclidean]

[Yeah, she doesn't even need to think about it to have it pop out a portal behind him while she cackles.]

[prince_of_tides]

[And he face-plants in the covers.]

... I should've seen that one coming, huh?

[noneuclidean]

Prooooobably, but it's funnier this way.

[prince_of_tides]

... I'd say you have a weird sense of humor, except it kind of was.

[noneuclidean]

Being normal sucks anyway.

[prince_of_tides]

You would say that.

So, uh... you remember anything about last night? 'Cause I sure don't.

[noneuclidean]

Nope!

You don't seem to be limping, so can't have been anything too bad.

[prince_of_tides]

Well, you didn't seriously injure me or anything.

[Though he's planning to check for bite marks... later. No need to give her a free show, even if she's not especially interested.]

[noneuclidean]

[There's probably a few of those tbh.]

Not the kind of limping I'm suggesting.

[prince_of_tides]

I know, but you never know with you. No offense, but if you're anything like the guy you, you're kind of nuts.

[noneuclidean]

It's all a matter of perspective really.

[What is messing with gravity so it's a slow fall to the ceiling?]