recyclethedead: (I'm going to teach you how to do drugs)
Graverobber!Xaldin ([personal profile] recyclethedead) wrote in [community profile] chamberofrepose2012-08-23 12:17 pm
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the morning after

MORNING AFTER MEME

Apparently you've had a fun time the other night. Hot, kinky and sexy doing God knows what.

A morning later, you wake up with who, and what happens next?
twilit_papa: (you're dying to kiss me)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Riku leans in to put his mouth close to Ri's ear, his voice seductively low.]

You could always give me as good as you got, Ri.
windup_boytoy: (What the hell is this?)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-26 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Ri nearly jerks in surprise over that]

Wha-- hey! That's not funny!
twilit_papa: (while you dream)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
What? You just have to wait until you see the younger me again.

[Surprise cure time! It's sort of effective.]
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-26 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
But then he'll complain about me being too rough, and it'll be weird to say it's payback for him fucking me when he's older.

[you get +1 for effort]
twilit_papa: (this is my game face)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean this isn't weird enough already? Besides, he probably won't complain too much so long as you have plenty of lube.

[He's soaping up a cloth first, then using it to gently scrub Ri's back.]
windup_boytoy: (Huh)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-26 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, it's super weird. But I dunno if I wanna add more weird to it.

[it looks like most of the bruises and marks on Ri's back have faded away, that's good, right?]
twilit_papa: (you're dying to kiss me)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Definitely. He's still being careful anyway, with an eye for pampering more than simply getting Ri clean at the moment.]

You could tell him how sexy he gets when he's older, I'm sure that will help.
windup_boytoy: (Hanging Out)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-26 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What if he gets jealous of himself? Wait, if he's with the older-me, I must be way sexy!
twilit_papa: (while you dream)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, very. You had started to get a bit chunky in the love handles, but then you started grilling healthier foods to go with all that red meat. Now I can barely keep my hands off you when we're not watching the kids.

[See what he did there.]
windup_boytoy: (What the hell is this?)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-26 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[sputters]

Ch-- chunky?! There's no part of me that's chunky!
twilit_papa: (while you dream)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not anymore, you're right. You're fine now when you're younger, but it gets harder to keep in shape when you get older. Besides, I like when you grill corn and peppers. Or mushrooms and onions... Potatoes...

[Whoops, he's caught up in memories of good food.]
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[making a face, since he's not the one who's got heart problems... yet]

That's all rabbit food. Meat is what belongs on a grill.
twilit_papa: (Do you still remember)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you still do meat, too. Only now you still look good later.

[He doesn't know if this slyness will even work, but it's worth a shot.]
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I get old, I wouldn't not look good! You're probably jealous because you're getting pudgy.

[this is Ri, he needs blunt to get through his thick skull]
twilit_papa: (I'm playing the right cards)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, you definitely were getting chubby when all you grilled was meat, even with the exercise.

[He is not going to let Ri try to turn the tables by insulting him.]
windup_boytoy: (Snark snark snarkity snark)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[grumble grumble grumble]

Well, now that I know, I'm definitely not getting fat, even if I have to work twice as hard.
twilit_papa: (while you dream)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry to tell you, but you already tried that. Even all the extra exercise wasn't working until you changed up what you were eating.

[He's dropping the wash cloth in Ri's lap, then hands him the soap. He still wants Ri to be in a reasonably good mood, so after he's rinsed the soap from his back, Riku will start to give him a light massage.]
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Ri will work on washing his front then, still kind of cranky thought the massage helps]

... I hate rabbit food.
twilit_papa: (while you dream)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You still do, but at least you found some ways to make it taste good if you have to eat it.

[He's smirking, and drops a light kiss of affection on the back of Ri's head.]
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Ri doesn't reply, because he's too busy thinking up ways to not get fat; he's done with his washing up though... squeaky clean and getting kind of wrinkly]
twilit_papa: (Do you still remember)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He's eyeing Ri critically, because that much silence is suspicious. Does he really need to drop the real bomb in Ri's lap, or is Ri going to go on some freakish exercise mission to avoid eating rabbit food?]

What are you thinking about?
windup_boytoy: (Huh)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[is it really that suspicious? but yes it's a freakish exercise mission]

... I already take care of my son and my student who gets in trouble all the time. You'd think that would burn millions of calories.
twilit_papa: (find that I've grown bitter)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Dammit. He'd wanted to be sneaky about this. Instead he'll just hope that Ri can keep his cool.]

You do, Ri. But burning calories isn't going to help your cholesterol. You want to know the real reason I brought this up, even though we usually try not to influence each other?
windup_boytoy: (What the hell is this?)

[personal profile] windup_boytoy 2012-08-27 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[he'll turn a bit to look at Riku, looking surprised by the sudden change in attitude]

What? What are you talking about?
twilit_papa: (we're taking this a little too far)

[personal profile] twilit_papa 2012-08-27 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping to convince you to change what you're eating now, so what happened to your older self doesn't happen to you, too. You had a heart-attack, Ri.

[His arms wrap around Ri tight, not liking even the memory, or the thought that the same could happen to the younger one too.]

We were this close to losing you.

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