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The Aphrodisiacs Drink Meme

Step 1. post a blank comment. Or a set up comment, whichever takes your fancy. Feel free to make people aware of your ooc preferences if you have them.
Step 2. Reply to others, other's reply to you. Use a RNG to pick a drink or just pick yourself if something pings you, it's all good.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. ~~Profit~~ Smut ~~same diff~~

Effects are coupled, so the more the merrier (and kinkier)! All drinks include powerful aphrodisiacs and the bar features handy private rooms stocked with everything your fantasies require.

1. red - juicy red apple spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg. effect: extreme, sudden arousal. You need someone, anyone, and you needed them yesterday.

2. orange - fresh orange juice with vanilla-laced champagne. effect: voyeurism. who cares who's watching? you want it right here and now. Or maybe you're the one who's into watching?

3. yellow - sweet and sour lemonade topped with meringue. effect: violence. angry hatesex can be more fun that it sounds...

4. green - lime sparkler with coconut and green tea flavors. effect: jealousy/yandere. You'll crave your partner desperately, and no one else can have them.

5. blue - crushed blueberry puree, vodka and soda. effect: domination. You'll have the urge to beat someone into submission. Make them the dog they really are.

6. purple - crushed blackberry puree, vodka and soda. effect: submission. You'll submit to any demands, and pain becomes the greatest pleasure. Who knew bleeding could feel so good?

7. pink - sweet sparkling champagne with strawberries. effect: loving. Your coupling will be adoring and loving. Onlookers will puke from the sweetness.

8. black - licorice and chocolate liqueurs. effect: The strongest of them all. There's no fighting the urge to fuck after drinking this. Even the most stoic of people can't resist this drink.

9. brown - coffee with hazelnut and cream. effect: energizing. You'll want to go all night, nothing can stop you. Multiple orgasms are nothing.

10. white - frozen coconut with jelly balls. effect: extreme bondage. You'll be frozen in place and desperate to be bound.

11. grey - earl grey tea with honey. effect: genderswap. Not the prettiest of drinks, but it will make you into the prettiest (or most handsome) belle of the bar. Just a sip gives the unbearable urge to crossdress.

Thieved blatantly from here.

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[They're not getting slapped away, surprisingly, though Red's hands do move to at least try to stop him from opening his pants right there.]

From you?

[well. he'll stop, then, but his hands aren't going anywhere in the direction of away.]

Sure, why not? I know we've had our differences, but I can make it up to you if you'll let me.

[He definitely has had too much to drink when he's not immediately protesting that.]

I don't particularly feel like putting on a show.

Aw, but it'd be fun! I bet no one would even notice, and even if they did, what're they gonna do, try and join in? Watching doesn't hurt anything.

[that's okay, that works to his advantage! how about his hands go up instead of down, up under Red's shirt?]

You must be really drunk.

[The idea of arguing doesn't even come to mind. Axel will be able to feel the faint trace of leftover scars from his childhood doing that, and Red lets out a shaky breath.]

Maybe a little. I don't hear you complaining, though.

[man. he wants to touch those scars with his tongue. it's too bad Red's facing away from him right now, or he'd just drop to his knees right now.]

Think I've had too much to drink, too.

[Then maybe Axel should move him, huh?]

[hey, is he on a barstool. let's pretend he is. Axel's gonna just shift himself so he can grab Red's beltloops and pull him around so they're facing each other, and then move right up into his personal space, between his legs.]

Can't have been too much, you're not passing out or anything.

You are either severely overestimating my humanity, or extremely underestimating my body.

[Wow way to word that, Red. He doesn't look at all happy that Axel is this damn close, but isn't shoving him away.]

Maybe both. I'm pretty fond of just opening my mouth and letting words fly out as they will, so it's probable that I have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about.

[can he go for the pants again? he's going to. P: ]

[Red doesn't stop him, but he is glaring pretty fiercely. Under that is just a touch of wariness, because he can tell something's wrong with the both of them, obviously, but he's not nearly as bothered by that as he should be.]

[actually this isn't a whole lot different from how Axel is with sex sometimes, apart from the fact that he seems to have forgotten that Red is basically "with" Riku, and that Red hates his guts, and also that he himself is married and loves Kai with all of his being. Red's pants are now open, and Axel's hand is now in them! is there anything at all there yet?]

[There is, surprisingly, though it's nowhere near a full erection. It's the whole pushy thing Axel's doing, really. Red's going to be horrified by that later, the fact that Axel being so insistent is what was getting to him at the beginning.]

[well, whatever, there's more than enough there for him to stroke and tease with his fingers into full hardness, right here in front of whoever might be watching, since he's actually pulling Red's cock out into view. Red may have a hard time putting the submissive thing into play at first, considering that's usually Axel's job, but who knows! Axel does seem to just be taking whatever he wants here.]

[Right now it's just coming into play by not protesting Axel doing anything at all with him, honestly, especially the whole dirty-things-in-public thing. Axel's hand on him makes him grit his teeth, his breath escaping in a hiss. He's making sure not to look around, because like hell does he want to chance seeing someone looking back.]

[oic. well, that's good. while their positioning right now is just intimate and perhaps a sign of impending drunken shenanigans, to anyone looking at them, it'll become a lot more obviously so when Axel drops to his knees in front of Red, licking right up the underside of the erection in his hand.]

People are staring.

[He hisses it out, glaring down at Axel like he's just done the most offensive thing he possibly could. Maybe he has.]

Good, that means I'm doing it right~.

[you wanted a blowjob, right, Red? of course you did. the fact that it's in public only makes it better! and hey, maybe now you'll realize where Riku picked all this up. P: ]

[Maybe indeed! As it is, his gaze eventually moves to the top of Axel's head. He's still glaring and scowling, his hands gripping the bar stool on either side of him. His cheeks have the slightest hint of human colour to them, thanks to a faint blush.]

[Axel's on cloud nine right now with a cock in his mouth and who knows how many people possibly watching them. he's got his own erection to deal with by now, but has only gone as far as unfastening his pants so it can be FREEEE before putting his hands back on Red. you're going to enjoy this, buddy, whether you like it or not.]

[While he's not exactly the modest type, this isn't quite the sort of thing he wants to be known around here for suddenly, getting random-ass blowjobs from people who he's supposed to be hating. He knows he should be protesting, but fuck if he can bring himself to.]

[maybe that's what this is, the DR's trying to get Red to stop irrationally hating Axel! yeah, that sounds right. anyway, blowjobs are happening, Axel's super into it, fuck yeah we are the best at totally serious porn threads. \o/ Red needs to come already so Axel can proposition him for sex on the bar.]

[There won't be much warning when Red does orgasm, because he manages to stay more or less silent and simply tenses where he's sitting. By the way, how's Axel enjoying the weird feeling of metal in your mouth thanks to Red's piercings?]

[it's pretty amazing. he's really attracted to the difference in taste and texture between skin and metal, paying special attention to the piercings as he goes. and the suddenness of the orgasm isn't a big deal, since he's a swallower anyway, not a spitter. once Red's through, Axel gets slowly back to his feet, stepping closer between Red's knees to push him back against the bar.]

You can't be serious.

[He doesn't fight it, even though this probably makes the bar push into his back awkwardly. He kind of looks ready to punch Axel, even as he's getting his breathing back to normal.]