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The Baby Meme

1. Post a blank comment with your character.
2. People reply to you or you reply to them.
3. Congratulations! You two now have a crying, bawling, wailing bundle of joy of your very own regardless of all logic, biology and interpersonal relationships.
4. Good luck!

Comments

[lightyin]

I don't deal with children very often. It's kinda weird. And sudden.

[dawnrise]

[Fantastic. At least she's calming down now that she's had some time to think about this bizarre situation.]

I babysit sometimes. But this is different.

[lightyin]

[He was calmer than she was to begin with, so he's pretty good. He's preoccupied with petting the white fuzz that is the baby's hair.]

You've got more experience than I do. This is some sort of spell, right?

[dawnrise]

[She stuffs her hands in her pockets, stepping closer to look at it. Her. At her.]

I hope so.

[lightyin]

[She looks a lot like her mom. And her dad, considering who he is.]

She's cute, though.

[dawnrise]

[Yeah, no kidding.]

She's a baby. They're all cute.

[lightyin]

True. Which one of us gets to take care of her?

[He nominates her.]

[dawnrise]

Well, since you're volunteering, you can do it.

[Nope.]

[lightyin]

What? I'm not volunteering.

[dawnrise]

Sounded like it to me.

[lightyin]

[You will get the saddest face this Riku is capable of making. Or just a regular sadface because how2operate young child.]

How about part of the time?

[dawnrise]

[p-pfft, jeez.]

That sounds fair.

[lightyin]

Good. Does that mean you'll help me find something for her to eat or is that an adventure I get to go on alone?

[How much time do you want to spend with your spell!baby? He's not stupid, he has a pretty good idea what to do with formula, he just wants to see if he can successfully guilt trip her.]

[dawnrise]

No, I'll help. But you get to carry her.

[Well hell, it's half hers. Half her spell, that is, but half her baby, too. She won't push it all on him.]