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For those new to the show, here's some old ones to investigate.

Comments

[f1re0nthesun]

Depends on what for. People are always stealing him for free heals and food and stuff, but if you want him for your own boyfriend, then no, and I'm sure he'd say the same thing. Also, I may or may not hurt you if you try, whoever you are.

[(Anonymous)]

But I'd return him. In... mostly the same health.

[f1re0nthesun]

...if you're talking about wearing him out with sex, then I guess it would be alright once if he's okay with it, and if I can get a video of it afterwards.

[(Anonymous)]

You could join in. I suppose. I've heard you have skills.

[f1re0nthesun]

HoHO. I do indeed. I'm slightly curious about who told you, though.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not particularly my type, but I think I can make an exception if you can make yourself... useful. And who else would tell me? Kai, duh.

[f1re0nthesun]

I can be the most useful. And now I'm curious about the details of what Kai told you about me, because I'm nosy like that, but I guess I could just ask him.

[(Anonymous)]

But if you tell Kai, he might say no. And that's no fun.

[f1re0nthesun]

Well, it wouldn't have to be in that context. I could just ask him IF he's told other people anything about me, anything at all. And then maybe wiggle my eyebrows a little so he'd know I meant sex-wise.

[(Anonymous)]

... who says we're talking about sex?

[f1re0nthesun]

...I'm 95% certain that I'm talking to Ri, in which case may I remind you of that other time we talked for like fifteen minutes and you were talking about cupcakes the whole time and I was talking about sex. Stop doing that.

[windup_boytoy]

Damn, you got me. And it's not my fault if all you think about is sex.

[f1re0nthesun]

I am a healthy adult with no inhibitions and an active drive for basically everything, of course I think about sex a lot. You should think about it MORE, only good things can come of it.

[windup_boytoy]

Okay then. I think about sex alot, but I usually don't think about it when I'm talking to you. You're just not my type.

[f1re0nthesun]

Aw. But Kai is?

Is this because I'm so manly.

[windup_boytoy]

[snort]

Kai's definitely more my type than you are. And I happen to like manly guys too, on occasion. It's your face I object to, more or less. No offense.

[f1re0nthesun]

Oh, well. That's a pretty normal complaint about me, actually. Also I'm pretty sure Kai is everyone's type, that's why he gets in trouble so often.

[windup_boytoy]

It's a terrible trial, huh? So anyway, can I borrow him?

[f1re0nthesun]

Yeah I guess so, if he's okay with it. Y'know, friend of the family, looks sort of like a Riku, why would anyone turn that down, right?

[windup_boytoy]

I'm insulted. I'm way better looking than Riku.

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