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Someone's Asleep in my Bed! Meme

Ah, end of the day and you're ready to take a load off. Time to go flop on your bed and catch some Z's and then---

Whoa. wait who is that? There's someone on your bed.... What do now?

Or coversely you could have gone to get some shut eye and suddenly you wake up in someone elses' bed!

Really, everything and anything goes-- but somebody is not in their own bed.

You aught to know the drill on how these things work by now, have at it.

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[Oh holy shit, woman, what the hell does he have to do? At the moment he's just staring. This is definitely not an area he's familiar with, especially now that he can tell this is not the kind of Roxas he's used to. Not by a long shot.]

[Don't worry Aden, she's quickly becoming more awake, especially as she takes in his expression. Her tank top is drooping off of one shoulder as she pushes herself up over him, hissing in a breath as that grinds her hips down against him. Then she's staring back, awareness making her blink pretty quickly.]

[Yeah, he's basically just staring up at her in shock at this point, both eyebrows raising at the noise she makes. Huh. This could become a worse problem very quickly.]

... Sleep well?

[Roxas looks pretty shocked, yes. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be doing a thing to cool her excitement down below the belt. She doesn't look ready to hit him at least, and it's occurred to her that there's no way he hasn't put two and two together about her yet.]

Who're you?

[On the upside, it's one of the tamer differences he's seen in Roxae. So long as she doesn't shove a keyblade through his face, he's good.]

Aden. You're in my bed. DR spells, I don't know. Please don't hit me.

[She's quickly rolling off of him as he speaks, gathering quite a bit of the blanket to herself to cover her lap. The part about her hitting him startles Roxas into an incredulous laugh, helping to calm her anxiety if not her embarrassment.]

Wow, I'm... I'm pretty sure you didn't do anything to deserve getting hit.

[On the upside, Aden sleeps in pants! No shirt, but pants! It could always be worse. He sits up, hunched over and running both hands through his hair.]

I can think of several wonderful ladies who would have given me a black eye in that situation.

Maybe if I'd woken up to you being on top, but if you couldn't dodge when I'm half-asleep that would be your fault.

[Hiking up that slipping shirt now, yes.]

Nooot something I'd do to anyone even if they were in my bed willingly.

[Well. No, that's a lie, he'd probably have sex with someone who was asleep, but only with their express permission.]

What, be on top of them?

[She may be a lot more awake now, but Aden's managed to confuse Roxas a bit on that part.]

While they were asleep.

[Gosh.]

Oh. Oh.

[Hello blush, you weren't gone long. Roxas has more or less accepted by now that if Aden isn't throwing a fit about her, he probably isn't going to.]

You're not freaking out as much as I would have expected.

Waking up to a Roxas grinding on me is nowhere near the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.

[Really. Really.]

Sorry about that, by the way. I'm not used to someone being in the same bed and kept thinking I must be dreaming.

[Hadn't wanted to wake up, either. Still wishes she hadn't woken up, in all honesty, but only because then she'd probably not be dealing with still being aroused.]

Understandable. I'm just glad you're not one of my cousins, because they're the only people I ever wake up to.

[That's okay, his teenage hormones are kind of on fire and right now he's concentrating on anything that won't lead to boners. Like... Christmas. Santa. Yes, Santa will do.]

Glad to be.. better than your cousins?

[Does he even realize how strange that sounds in this context? Roxas shifts a bit while his concentration is elsewhere, slipping a hand under the blanket.]

[Not really.]

Well I mean if I woke up to my one very girly cousin doing that I'd be a little more freaked out.

[Suddenly futa Kira.]

[While he's unable to see (or so she figures), Roxas is adjusting herself to be less... uncomfortably positioned. It makes her bite her lip for a moment, holding her breath. When she speaks again, her voice is a little breathless.]

Aden... Do you want me to leave?

[He could see easily, but he's not paying any attention to that right now. Well, until she speaks, then he raises his head up to stare at her. What.

What.]

What?

[You have a very aroused teenager in bed with you and asking if you want them to leave, Aden. One that's growing more self-conscious now, but she still manages to meet his eyes. She's never propositioned someone before, and trying to now without getting flustered is hard.]

I could stay, if you wanted. Unless you think I'm a- a freak. I could go.

....... I'm... sorry, this is not something that's ever happened to me before.

[He's not intentionally making it seem like it's especially weird, just... different. New. Sex? What's that?]

Uh, but, no. No, I don't think you're a freak. Why would I?

[It's pretty different for Roxas, too. Normally people don't even get close enough to suspect she may have a few added features. It occurred to her that she may as well take advantage of the situation.]

I thought it was obvious why when I was.. uh, grinding on you.

[Well hell, he doesn't blame her there. He's considering the same thing, the situation being what it is.]

Oh, jeez, no. Anyone who tells you that can fuck right off.

[Roxas blinks, then breaks out into a pretty big grin.]

...Thanks, Aden. I think you're the first boy to find out I've got both that hasn't freaked out on me because of it.

[He stares at her for a moment, surprised to hear that in this place. He really shouldn't be, but he is, so he grins back.]

I am told I'm pretty amazing.